Can human urine be used as a replacement for gasoline?

Posted by admin on Jul 17th

…I can take a small sip of water before going to bed and by 2 AM it has turned into a quart. So, I’m thinking that if I drink a gallon, by morning I can fill ‘er up for free.

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4 Responses to “Can human urine be used as a replacement for gasoline?”

Jul 17th at 5:10 am By: Jus' "Breeding Around

Nap. Tried on the motorcycle, in someones car at the drive in and out side the bar in a diesel. Makes no diff no matter how much alkehol ya drink before either. The motor just stalls oout.

Jul 17th at 5:14 am By: Dimari

Well it helps if you’re a guy.. you just stand there, whip it out and fill the tank.. but you might have to make several trips to fill it all the way up. As for the ladies. Well..a bucket with a spout?? Nah.. go ahead and try it. When you start your engine.. you’re going to stink up the town however. It’ll smell like a bunch of cats been raining down pee. Ewwwww. ) Oh and men.. Formal wear will consist of easy zip pants and ladies.. crotchless panties might work best under that short dress. Don’t want to make a mess now do you? Good luck on the contribution of “real gas” by the way. lol. I’ll be there.. count on it.. I’ll be driving my car that runs on air. hehehe.

Jul 17th at 6:09 am By: Will The Typical White Person

ONLY if you drink a gallon of 100 proof white lightning.

Jul 17th at 6:44 am By: 2fine4u

LoL, well, if it does work, I am sure that the government will find a way to make us pay a tax on it.

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